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bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times image

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

prince-of-the-palmtrees:

you know that line at the end of house of hades where reyna says percy couldnt find his way out of a paper bag without annabeth
well i felt inspired ~

prince-of-the-palmtrees:

you know that line at the end of house of hades where reyna says percy couldnt find his way out of a paper bag without annabeth

well i felt inspired ~

beautyisinevery1ne:

One of those moments with Lilith that I shat myself. Like shit, don’t get on her bad side, she’ll literally twist your neck without touching you. 

Lilith is metal

roofgoat:

leo spends at least 12 minutes a day zipping around the ship taking group selfies with everyone, and it is exclusively so instead of “say cheese,” he can tell everyone to “say memes.” every day this happens. every single day.

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

heirofmind:

hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time

this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or aNYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

thattallsummonerguy:

carryonmy-assbutt:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

how is he able to do that better than i am

This man is my hero