Lets get the party started...

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

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Note: I didn’t specify “magical tool” in the weapons area because it depends on who your parent is (ex. Leo has a magic belt to carry tools)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Baby: D.. da..de...
Dad: Daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
Baby: Dean Winchester is bisexual.

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

jasongracist:

then: ugly, glasses, braces, and no butt or self respect

now: hot as hell, ass that just won’t stop, i am the best

hottestpjogirl:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

america is so fucked up


Last year my school didn’t allow colored hair until everybody started to dye theirs

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

smackinaround:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

WELL FUCK.

[SEXUAL FRUSTRATION INTENSIFIES]

sexiest man cleavage in the garrison