Lets get the party started...

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

Just frickin kill me right now please and thank you I will pay you money

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

k1216:

Of course he’s completely oblivious to all the attention he’s garnering 

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

brispeak:

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

Perfectly worded.

nicoangeli:

*apollo pulls lyre out of nowhere* anyway, here’s wonderwall